Welcome to the Cult of Wirt, here we worship the great Wirtsaurus from OTGW. You must be careful, wondering the w00ds of te Wirtness or else the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil beings of te Unknown will getcha n' eat cha b0nes and juicy fl3sh
This is the hour when we all sing " Potatoes and Molasses " in honor of Greg
See dis, Wirt is watching chu
🍁The Yelling at Greg tellin' him to stap Hour🍁 Edit
This is when we alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yell at each other when somebody du somethin' bad or doin' sumethin' annoying, like"STOP IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? " or "YOUR GONNA GET US IN TROUBLE! "Greg stap it pls
We basically all Cosplay as OTGW characters and go to Cringe Forest ( Sarepia ) and make people scared and cringe and report and block then insult us then run away then try to roast us but we roast tem' better so tey cri and go boom boom in der p0ntiesWirt is the next covergirlDis ish da mew religi0n af The Cult of Wirt. Wirtism ish ah religi0n based of da W0rt dude 4rom OTehGeW.
Welp wez f0und a purs0n wh0 tink sheh iz ah Wirt 0n tumbler n' shite. We ( im literally laughing while im typing this lol ) Praiz dezz photots of deiz purs0n ( We're nut hatin' dis mens we appreciate ur alimighty cosplayierng 0f 0ur g0d wirjtskl ) dis periuson
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You need ta du da lickin' of the cucumber and w0tch OTGW 5 times then c0me back n' learn the Way of the Wirt from the vegetable people in the Forth Era of Skyrim den c0me back n' learn da Gregness of Greg den c0me back n' join.